I need to get a hold on myself.

I believe I will start messing with the "innovative" hash-tagging feature of mySpace and create completely irrelevant hash-tags. #658344

1. I'm a little impressed that FaceBook's hash-tag identifier algorithm understood my first attempt to be a NUMBER. (Though I am a bit upset that I lack the capability to discuss the sixty-ninth position.)
1. Blogger does not seem to understand how outlines work. (Lulz) "Hullo, kettle. I'm pot!" -- not intended to be a marijuana joke. 
1. I believe that my uses for boldface and italic font are different from the Chicago Style requires. I've not sure if I've become lax or if I'm just forgotten. *Sigh*
2. I find it amusing that:
1. everything 

I was about to stop writing [yes, before even beginning the series above (or was the single option offered to make the point that a series is unnecessary?)] when I decided to hit Enter to return to the narrowest margins available on the post...

And would like to show you how my experience went by providing an animation that is so slow that I have enough time to comment in between frames. (Think walking through a museum to view each frame. NO RUNNING ALLOWED!)

|---------START LINE----------|

1. _...
1. _...
1. _...
2.  
1. everything
   (press enter)
3. [Shift-tab]
5. 
   
   
   blah
6. .
7. ..
8. ...
9. iv
   
   
   

everything


A few questions that arose out of context while I was typing the words above:

Why am I so aroused by the Chicago Book of Style and other prescriptive grammar authorities?

[Enter sudden and unplanned emphasis of previous statement through lesson.]

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Where in the world is Carmen? San Diego?!?

Wherein the whirl Disc our men? Sandy Eggo!